My first instinct is to bash the Sunfire.

"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

I love the driving shots in that video. Don't even mind the music, and I think Mark Higgins is great at what he does.

Format's kinda weird, and I can't understand a word they're saying, but maybe this'll work for you:

Brutha took some drivin' lessons.

@Jstas

HA HA HA!

Jerk 1—Pete D.— Drove a crappy Ford Ranger like the lunatic he was. Once he chased me around a vacant lot in that truck, spinning donuts around me to get me to stop, then lining up the truck and showering me with gravel and dust and sand and humiliation. Dude had no neck, just a huge head attached straight onto…

1992 Suzuki GS500. Not the fastest thing on earth, but it fits perfectly my drive-a-slow-car-fast mentality. Also, for $800, I can get to 60 mph as fast as most 1980s supercars. Also, 60 mpg. SCORE!

It was fairly well planned—had the bike set up with the chain ring and brand new Wheelsmith wheels, new tires, blah blah blah. When the wind came in from the right direction we drove out to this mountain near Schurz, Nevada. Later, under similar conditions, I drove a 64 Plymouth Belvedere 130 miles per hour down the…

I went 72 on 700c tires once, on a long downhill with a tailwind and a borrowed 60-tooth chainring. I'm glad I did it once. I will never do it again. Skydiving would be less dangerous.

Nothing says awesome rusty old factory like techno glitch club music.

"He's just passed the third hairpin turn and is coming up on the fourth and after that the fifth. . . ."

BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I was in the pool! I was in the poooooool!

NP, but that interior. . . . white? Really? Almost a deal breaker, that.

GT-Rs this year are equipped with cloaking devices.

/laughing

I look at this thing and all I can think is how unpleasant it would be to be driving west behind it as the sun goes down. Makes me think more of Manfred Mann song than any by Elton John.

Even this guy is sad.