I must, so that we shall never forget.

I got shivers watching that. That was frickin' awesome.

As you ought. Buy fresh and local whenever possible, fresh when local isn't, preserved when out of season or region.

Was he really trying to ride it? Or trying to do a burnout? Moron, either way.

HA HA! That was great!

Try this: pour your pancake batter, then immediately drop two slices of cooked bacon (appropriate length) onto it. Leave it there when you flip it so it cooks into the pancake.

Dude. The STS is dead. Long live the STS.

Dude I used to work with was a draftsman on this project. At least, we're pretty sure he was. He had a ton of promotional stuff like hats, a satchel, an embroidered bomber jacket with the F-117 on it and would let little details slip every now and then, but when we'd ask him directly, he'd sigh, then launch into this…

Oh yeah, Nibbles? What'll you say to this?

Some of the best hood ornaments ever.

They made some real lemons in their time. But they cracked a lotta cans of whoop-ass, too.

Wait, what?

@87CE 95PV Type Я

Sorry—stretching really far to make an obscure joke.

This is my desktop background every third or fourth time I change it.

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Stupid Nibbles!

RyGuy, you and your Accord are the reason I stopped looking for an internet home when I found Jalopnik. Congrats to you for your excellent COTD this fine day.

That's because the rest of us read the entire thing.

Yeah, gotcha. The /4 is a $30 steak at Tahoe Joe's. The /6 is the $200 steak at Ruths Chris.