Ugh, you just know that Mr. Peanut photoshopped that thigh gap.

It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

“Back off! I got yogurt!”

He was headed to Oakland after learning that the rent on his doghouse had been jacked up to $2900/month.

Jezzies, I was just diagnosed with pcos and I’m slightly (read totally) freaking out. I shouldn’t read online info, because I saw where I should eat carb, gluten, soy, and dairy free, which combined with my other allergies, leaves me with with celery.

Omg to be complimented by Lorne on your singing? That is a LIFE EVENT, my friend. Congrats! I was really sad when I learned he died, too. Way too young.

Maternity leave has got me so bored sooooo.... This happened.

The FUCK?

And you can even wrap those beans in chocolate!

Always a fun reminder that Europe’s conservatives are our mainstream Democrats and their Neo-Nazis are our mainstream Republicans.

She was never much more than the best of the worst.

I... actually want to watch that. Is there something wrong with me?

I’ll leave this here:

Oh sure. Post pictures of fluffy white dogs. Never mind the fact that black dogs are more betterer.

Jesus that is so sweet and adorable it gave me diabetes.

I am horrified that so many people stand up.

You guys have BEARS?

Saving it is what really put this story over the top. Also, I’d have done the same thing.

Amazing. I adore this story. If it was mine, I would tell it at every cocktail party I went to.

Well this was gross and semi-impressive too. When I gave birth to my first I had to be induced. My labor wasn’t progressing like they wanted so the Dr came in to break my water. She told me that I might feel a little trickle and then there was an audible pop and my water sprayed out a good three feet from my body. The…