That gif is so creepy. I feel like Lorde is coming to eat my soul.
Basically my entire family gifted this to each other lass Christmas. It works. It really works.
Nine out of ten scientists agree that it’s really bad for you.
It is funny how many people claim they named their baby Jacob or Olivia because they just loved it and had no idea it was popular. Has anyone ever said “yeah, I know every 3rd baby is named Noah but I did it anyway”?
I have this theory that the baby name zeitgeist is so powerful that parents have little choice in the matter. I have heard so many times that the parents thought they were choosing a unique, unusual name at the time then were stunned to see that it was in the top ten that year.
A graphical non- gif representation of me watching the trailer for Vacation:
But—it ends with “rat.” At least make the elementary school bullies spend a little time thinking up mean variations of a name. I think the kids with that name will be “monster rat” from first grade on.
Like my favorite girl’s name, Shadynasty. It’s pronounced “shuh-die-nuh-stee.”
How has Emma been at the top of the list for so damn long. Rachel on Friends had her baby years ago!
I think it's you and literally every other kid who is going to tease Montserrat in first grade.
Yeah I wasn’t really sure how to pronounce that one so I googled it and apparently it’s a British Overseas Territory—? How did that become a trending girls’ name?
I have cousins named Emma and Noah, also close relatives named Ava and Madison. Other family with a kid named Olivia. I come from a family of #basicbitches
I LOVE judging the names people give their children. I know it’s kind of rude but I don’t give af. I don’t do it to their faces.
Am I the only one who reads “Montserrat” as “monster-rat”?
I...what? She’s the star of the movie.
Working out in a waist trainer is actually going to weaken your ab muscles. You’d think that they or their trainer would have the sense to Google that shit.
Mandy Moore and Hilary Duff are of the same generation, a.k.a. a little old for this shit.
Exactly. If you HATE your children or regret them everyday there is actually something wrong and you need to get some help. These aren't moms being "real." These are moms that need to go talk that shit out with a therapist.
Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.