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Two creepy moments to share:

Way, way back in the 1980’s, when all phone lines were ‘landlines’, answering machines were rare, and caller ID was not available, I was in Grade 11, home alone, and at the mercy of a persistent prank caller.

Normal sounds can sound unnatural in the woods. (long)

Okay so I talked about my creepy haunted childhood house for the home improvement Pissing Contest and was advised to post it in the Spooky Story contest. I have already read way scarier stories but I’ll just cut and paste with a few edits:

This happened pretty recently. I found an old neighbor on the street one day with a bloody face. He had fallen over while walking his dog and couldn’t get up. I called 911 and hung around to see if he got admitted to the hospital, offering to keep his dog if so. He didn’t but I checked on him a few days later, worried

This is the scariest story I know.

Caution: This story is liable to be triggering for some people.

I grew up in a small town in North Florida. It is small with a picture perfect Main Street, beautiful beaches untouched by tourism, everyone knows each other kind of town. When my parents moved to town, we would drive by this Victorian style house (it wasn’t new built in the early 1990s) that we loved. It has a what I

I post every year cause I’ve lived quite the haunted life. Last year I posted about phantom smells and wanted to do an update on that, briefly.

My stepmum is pretty sensitive to the other side, she’ll get a look on her face in the middle of a conversation and eerily look past you, and you’ll know that she is seeing a ghostie. She’s never scared and will often just tell them to move along. This spookiness was seemingly inherited by my oldest niece, who is now

What’s In the Bucket?

This happened on Halloween night 6 years ago. I had been out partying with my friends for hours, so needless to say I was very drunk, and very tired of being in my makeup and heels. I was a student back then, and had no money to take a cab, so I left the bar and ran to catch the last subway (just before 2am). There

It took 45 years, but Pink Floyd is finally in a Dune movie. Or at least, a cover version in a trailer.

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Captain Blood is a worthy pick, but if we’re being honest, my suggestion would be Captain Geoffrey Thorpe from The Sea Hawk. Captain Blood showed what a debonair and dashing rogue Errol Flynn could be. The Sea Hawk was the apex of the form.

And so now, so very tired and away from it all, the former captain of the Enterprise spends his days as a vinter.”

Brian Williams said he was there when Michael wrote the piece

It’s rare for people to experience Virgin a 2nd time.

Cleveland browns? Checks out.

I have such a crush on Sarah Gadon.