Brian Williams said he was there when Michael wrote the piece

It’s rare for people to experience Virgin a 2nd time.

Cleveland browns? Checks out.

I have such a crush on Sarah Gadon. 

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

War Eagle!

eff the state of alabama (and the team). glad you’re ok now. also, war eagle.

Honestly, any movie/TV show where the dog dies automatically gets pushed to the back of the line for me.

Try going back to the original shorts

citation needed

🎶Fat guy in a little coat🎶

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

She’s got a wonky eye. She always angled her face like that because she’s got one hamburger bun and one hot dog bun.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

hehe that’s one unfortunate typo.

I will suck immensely.

Exactly.

Neanderthals beat you to it.

Someone, quick, tell me - what is an Oklahoma drag strip?