without resorting to gendered slurs

Surprised no mention of William at the cantina......that was Sergio Leone level Western myth making, the brief silent montage in the middle, the rain, the excruciating tension, the explosive ending and then that wonderful aerial shot of riders on horses at full gallop across the plains.

I have been stuck in an elevator once. I was in Vegas and suddenly the elevator just stopped. I am at the front of the elevator. I looked at the weight capacity and without thinking I said “Ok, who lied about their weight?” The elevator then starts working properly. As I walk off the elevator I notice a sea of pink…

I can hazard some guesses, but I don’t know what to think in the case of Ariel. Mermaids understand something very different when they hear “Roe versus wade.”

The description somehow undersells the bizarre nature of the vagina subplot in The Godfather. Her whole arc is about how no man is satisfied with her cavernous vagina—except for Sonny Corleone, whose own freakish penis had never before encountered a woman who could handle it without agony.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

I was an impatient fool, fresh off the plane, drunk on Turkish coffee, and unaccustomed to seeing snow. I didn’t want to wait for a taxi at the official taxi line at my hotel, so I waved down a taxi off the street.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Grabbed her by the pursey.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

OH cmon, who has never put half an apple down on top of a urinal to sheath the trouser snake?

Now, do you mean bringing a stock of food into the bathroom? What about taking a big mouth full of food before you head in? I’ve been guilty of eating a cookie that I already put in my mouth before I stepped into the bathroom

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

Disgusting but also a little impressive. I guess the tricky part would be holding the apple in your mouth until you got things tucked away and your pants zipped. Unless, and I don’t even want to think about it, he set the apple down to do that. Ugh.

I saw a guy eating an Apple while taking a piss the other day, I shit you not.

I’m guilty of the phone thing, but I would never bring food into the restroom. Such a thought has never occured to me, so imagine my shock when one of my house guests said “oh I’m gonna bring this tea with me to the loo if you don’t mind”.

But keeping a toothbrush there makes complete sense.

I forgot there are people who actually bring food into bathroom. One of my more horrifying experiences was decades ago visiting a friend’s house where he proceeded to go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet, talk on the phone (the old corded type that hung on kitchen walls - it stretched to the bathroom) and eat…