Release more malware to fight the existing malware!

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Grabbed her by the pursey.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

OH cmon, who has never put half an apple down on top of a urinal to sheath the trouser snake?

Now, do you mean bringing a stock of food into the bathroom? What about taking a big mouth full of food before you head in? I’ve been guilty of eating a cookie that I already put in my mouth before I stepped into the bathroom

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

Disgusting but also a little impressive. I guess the tricky part would be holding the apple in your mouth until you got things tucked away and your pants zipped. Unless, and I don’t even want to think about it, he set the apple down to do that. Ugh.

I saw a guy eating an Apple while taking a piss the other day, I shit you not.

I’m guilty of the phone thing, but I would never bring food into the restroom. Such a thought has never occured to me, so imagine my shock when one of my house guests said “oh I’m gonna bring this tea with me to the loo if you don’t mind”.

But keeping a toothbrush there makes complete sense.

I forgot there are people who actually bring food into bathroom. One of my more horrifying experiences was decades ago visiting a friend’s house where he proceeded to go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet, talk on the phone (the old corded type that hung on kitchen walls - it stretched to the bathroom) and eat…

I join PaulMooneysTongue in giving major side-eye and refuting the medical report. But I do hear you.

I’m engaging in these types of discussions with my almost 21 year old son. He’s starting his first “real” job, so we’ve been talking a lot about professional behavior in the workplace. He was pretty shocked when I described some of the things I’ve experienced over the years. I know he has a hard time picturing his no…

Good thing there are only three movies in the series. Another panel would throw off the whole composition.

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

He really, truly hasn’t yet grasped that the President is not really the CEO of the Country and that any descriptions as such were purely metaphorical. So, we’re agreed, any fucker who tries to tell you that a business man would make a great president/govt official should be beaten to within an inch of their lives?…

Ridiculous. Kept reading the article thinking “yes, they’re definitely going to put ‘Christmas in Hollis’ at 1"... I haven’t been this disappointed since yesterday.