iremonkey
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iremonkey

I think you mean...unpresidented.

Trump and his ilk’s “whataboutism” is absolutely infuriating to me. I don’t allow my six year old to get away with that shit, I don’t know how he’s constantly allowed to get away with it. Why doesn’t anyone have the balls to nail him and them down on that garbage? I saw one reporter who did and Trump abruptly told him

Easy, that’s what you give a person who’s been poisoned!

Alabamian here....Roy Moore disgusts me more than I can possibly convey. The only solace I take is that if he gets elected, it’s only as the Junior Senator for 2 years. But still, what a horrible, horrible person.

I still don’t get why people are acting like Lauer’s firing comes as some sort of a shock. The only shock is that he was allowed to do this shit for as long as he did. The man is a true piece of shit in every way, and perhaps the hackiest non-Fox News anchor around.

Counterpoint

What sort of sick fucker immediately jumps to this conclusion? “Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ....”

SmugDimples is going to be my new Username. Thanks!

All her recipes are just stolen from church cookbooks. Which would be fine if she were just a rando with a blog, but it is not fine if she has a cooking show and is getting credit for “creating” those recipes.

I don’t understand why the tone towards the pioneer woman is so mean?

Joe & Megyn should check their facts. Hillary Clinton did go to those states. And she had a clear message. She states her campaign’s data showed that they were covered in Wisconsin, but if she found out they weren’t she would have been there more.

I cried almost all night last night because a coworker did/said 2 inappropriate things to me in the span of 2 weeks. He was someone I liked, I found harmless and nice and still don’t feel threatened by, just disgusted and humiliated. I took a mental health day today to figure out how to report him. He’s been with the

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with

I personally stopped buying their trash pizza (they were so close to my old place and the only pizzeria with a website, that delivered) when he came out with his rancid take on Obama-Care.
Maybe Ol’ PapaJohnalous should start looking to his own dumbassness for their declining sales.

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a

I’m sure this will be buried, and it’s not terribly frightening, but it involves supernatural phenomenons/phenomena/whatever:

Ah, have I got one for you - at some point before my father died he said “Look for the pennies - that’s me saying hi”. My brother was crazy about it - every penny he saw was a sign from my Dad. Mom died a few years after Dad - wasn’t the best mom in the world and we had some unresolved stuff. Anyhoo, I’m moving out of

Okay, I’ve tried to post this one a couple times, but it always gets buried. Maybe I’m in early enough this year?

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

Now playing

You left off the best holiday song ever, Robert Earl Keen’s Merry Christmas from the Family.