Jaden Smith was having a bad day, I see.

The Jaunt, though, eh? King gets in, builds the premise, makes the little hairs on your neck tingle, and rips your guts out on the last page.

Second best GIF Ever? Second best gif ever.

get out of my ass hair

Or we get a time machine and cast a young Jesse L. Martin.

There can be only one.

Gotta get this one out there

I've always loved this record. When I was a kid..then teen..now adult. When I was pregnant my son would KICK up a storm when I played it. Now I "dance" around the house carrying him with it playing. His eyes get WIDE and he seems to enjoy it (along with any Fleetwood Mac song)

Man, I feel sorry for whatever poor kid they get to play Sam Cooke. Nobody had his charisma.

You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right? That's what happened to this guy, except it's much worse than your bad days. So much worse.

Still though, impeccable comedic timing. And yes, this was in Florida, how did you know?

Pretty sure the "World's Dumbest" title is only a temporary one, since there seems to be no bottom for Fratty Dipshits everywhere.

I don't know why these people can't just post anonymous pictures of their genitals on the internet like the rest of us.

I don't condone this action, but I will not condemn it either.

"Anyone who fall for something like that is really, really stupid"

It's not that. It's the hand-wringing over hypothetical and the reluctance to accept that this guy got his done. What I'm saying is: there shouldn't be any reservations over the egging. It was justice.

Here's a thought: When asshole was cleaning his car with the squeegee, that's when you approach. "Hi, you look familiar. Oh I know, I served you dinner tonight. What's going on?" you ask innocently. AH tells you sad story. "Why not use the car wash? you ask. AH comes up with excuse. You offer to pay for the car…