You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right? That's what happened to this guy, except it's much worse than your bad days. So much worse.

Still though, impeccable comedic timing. And yes, this was in Florida, how did you know?

Pretty sure the "World's Dumbest" title is only a temporary one, since there seems to be no bottom for Fratty Dipshits everywhere.

I don't know why these people can't just post anonymous pictures of their genitals on the internet like the rest of us.

I don't condone this action, but I will not condemn it either.

"Anyone who fall for something like that is really, really stupid"

It's not that. It's the hand-wringing over hypothetical and the reluctance to accept that this guy got his done. What I'm saying is: there shouldn't be any reservations over the egging. It was justice.

Here's a thought: When asshole was cleaning his car with the squeegee, that's when you approach. "Hi, you look familiar. Oh I know, I served you dinner tonight. What's going on?" you ask innocently. AH tells you sad story. "Why not use the car wash? you ask. AH comes up with excuse. You offer to pay for the car…

Ooohhh... me likey.

I like to leave a very fine line of toothpaste along their front windshield wipers. Then I put one dot on the drivers side at eye level. When they get in the car, they see the door and hit the wipers. This will smear toothpaste all over the windshield.

This is exactly my issue with a bunch of these. They need to know why they're being punished, otherwise you're just feeding their victim complex!

My mom and dad this to the jerk who parked across all the handicapped spots (and was not handicapped) when we were staying at a hotel to attend a funeral. My grandparents were using walkers at the time and had to walk pretty far, and the management didn't do anything. We could see the truck from our hotel room, and…

When I was in highschool, we not only covered a windshield and windows in vaseline, we then draped it with toilet paper.

Yup, as the great Raylan Givens said in Justified:

Best boss I ever had was when I was working for a bank.

God I needed this. THIS IS WHAT I'VE DEALT WITH ALL DAY.

I feel like we'd have less entitled dicks in the world if people could still get away with reacting like Mr. Hicks without a lawsuit. Just saying.

Eggs-cellent.

I was so impressed with their restraint. At that age me and my friends would've just destroyed all the windows.

Sending a gift certificate for a shitty restaurant..... Man, that is gold. Delayed revenge like that is just artistry.