Sorry, but that doesn't fly. Some of the best X-Files episodes had absolutely zero to do with the show's overall mythology. Same with Buffy. You can tell a good story that stands on its own. They simply lacked the talent.

I just want to be sure I'm following this.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

Even if other cartoons are better, nobody's ever had a better opening titles sequence than Jonny Quest. 60s cool, start to finish.

I still like Jonny Quest, and I still think it stands head and shoulders above its contemporaries, but I have to admit, there's an awful lot of very good stuff that's been put out since.

He learned this trick from his older, less successful brother, known as The Original Holy Goats.

Humans...

I can't be the only one who hears the lyrics as "amazing cunt", right?

Snort! I'm glad I've already finished my glass of (red) wine; otherwise it would be all over my laptop right now.

I remember this so vividly and I what I remember most was my inability to contain laughter at this scene when they showed it. I might have been like 9 or 10.

To the Duggars:

I prefer a Pink Ham rosé.

Two things I took away from last night.

I died laughing in the library when I read this. Hats off to you.

Glorious

Ha! So weird. Black Jeff is my cousin. Small world.

Random straight, warm liquor in an overflowing glass, garnished with tears, is pretty much a standard weekend night for me soooooo...

*applauds*

I think "canary in the idiocy mine" is my new favorite expression. Oh, excuse me... "espression".