No. More like do exactly what the designers recommend during the break-in period.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

And OMG did you just reply to me? I’m having a fan moment :)

“I can only relate via my relationship with women.” Try harder.

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret…

thanks. it’s so hard to not feel bad after being inundated with images of how i should look. but i realize that there are better things than being super hot. like pizza.

You are quite the party.

Found the never-nude.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Hmmm... Describes self as “a female”. Very suspicious. Very suspicious indeed....

fuck off

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

Actually yeah it does. If I'm doing 10 over in the left lane it's not reasonable for me to move over into a line of trucks doing 20 mph less than me to let you break the law more than me.

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Good for you! Yes, I have had so many instances like this. And it’s not boring! It makes you a better person to hang out with. Who wants to hang out with the wasted person drinking Jim Beam through a straw?

Congrats on your sobriety. It gets less boring, I promise.

When I bottomed out from drinking I had been admitted to the hospital with a .4 BAC. I could have/should have died. After .4 it’s lethal, and that’s for someone with years of daily heavy drinking. For someone with no tolerance built up? A .58 is unfathomable. They must have funneled it down the poor kid’s throat.

I just quit drinking, there was a night where I remember doing shots without my hands by putting my whole mouth over the shot glass. Not sure if it was something I did because it was easier or if I wanted to see if I could. Another time I woke up with a bottle of Jim Beam on the floor with a straw in it, I still have…

You’re right, I screwed that up, and I’ve corrected it above. My apologies for accidentally implying the Chargers were capable.