if the fucking brothel ends up being a giant syphilitic chekov’s gun like that I think I might actually laugh so hard that I transcend into the next dimension

This is such an idiotic thing for people with regular vision to need to use. Zoom is supposed to only be needed by those with vision problems.

To be fair, the original title of “White Men Get Away With Committing White Collar Financial Crimes” got nixed by the studio

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

Smash Bros. Melee Play Goes Wild After Beating 14 Year Old Target Record

Miramar is coming to the test XBOne client next week, and (proably) to everyone next month.

Supposedly Miramar is coming to console next month. I’ll keep my fingers crossed. I have a few friends who play on console and they’re really hoping for another map to play on soon.

This promise of “information to come” is about as reliable as Trump’s claim that he only lost the popular vote because of 3 million plus illegal voters.

Interestingly, SNL put up two sketches that were cut-for-time last night, and both were surprisingly solid. But one of them, which was a massive Luke Null showcase, just makes me a bit annoyed with the show. Granted, we got that horns sketch, but it was undeniably the weakest sketch of the night, and unlike the cut…

JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-wauuuguhhh!!

It’s Hiiiiiiigh N—-

Aqib Talib says “talk shit and get your chain tooken”.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Why would you even want to be monogamous?

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

That... sure is something...

It’s a stereotype of middle class white women in America who feel over entitled about every little thing, and if some aspect of their life is wrong in a ‘shopping’ setting, they’ll always make some ridiculous complaint and ask to speak to managers for not having their way, and/or feel attacked when corrected. These…

Yes, because I would be totally comfortable with eating in a restaurant that I just sued......

At our local foofy cupcake place, if you’re not there by 11, you’re out of luck.

A family of candy asses.