Too bad we can’t just close the comment section now. Because this is the only comment needed.

Came here to post this. Not disappointed.

You win this thread

She looks like a space marine to me

These look way too sweet to me. I haven’t had pop tarts in years, but I never liked the frosted ones. Unfrosted with a nice smear of butter on top while hot was always my favorite.

Ah yes the morning what fresh hell am I living in today briefing

I don’t know you and have never heard o fyou so please don’t speak for me.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Rooting for the C’s to pick Ball and have his dad stonewall the deal

Or cable subscription. Baby boomers love their full cable packages and don’t know how to use their streaming login, so.

“I put the squirt in Squirtle.”

It is so hella stupid that whoever came up with it is totes not on fleek.

Sounds like you (unfortunately) live in an area with only terrible sushi options. Not everywhere in the US is like that.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Yes, this is yet another sign that review scores are arbitrary and meaningless, but that’s beside the point.

A way to release some unfinished products but still get paid.

Nope. It's always fine not to tip someone. Your pay isn't my problem, nor is your conscious decision to opt for a lower-paying job packaging to-go orders instead of waiting on tables. Don't like the result of your decision? Change it.