I spit my protein shake on my laptop. Made a disgusting mess but +1

Same here. kotaku and giant bomb are really the only two places I worry about checking

My only question: Do the drapes match the carp-et

..........i’m deleting this account

had no interest in this game but seeing you can make prisons and make the Deadpool dog a guard I may have to go ahead and get that

The Sims 4 on console got me back into my locking people in windowless rooms torture mode that I haven’t enjoyed since my teens*

my teenage years, not torture subjects*

2 o clock. IF I AINT MAKING MY PLATE AT HALFTIME THE FUCK DID I COME HERE FOR

It’s the Travis Kelce/Gronk pass. They’re fun loving and cheeky....but Cam Newton should respect the game more

why the fuck did i click this article was the fuck did i wait for the header to load and why the absolute fuck did i read this comment

I’m not into competitive fighters, but in my Madden world this is like running the HB Toss out of the strong I 6 times in a row..aka that cheese

Good ol, lowercase, nc state shit

ya broke my heart :(

Sleep Penis was (Insert famous white dude)s excuse, too

Here’s to hoping he sharts next time

Everybody wanna be Jay Bilas

I find this same feeling when I sit here and think or want to say, “I’m not trash”

I just sit and listen cause it’s not my place to sit here and try to defend myself or my gender when people share their stories.

Fantastic post, I really have nothing else to add but my brother and I had a fairly similar conversation about the game and I joked about the Crows, leader of em being named Jim, for cryin out loud, showing up during the flying levels

WHY WON’T THEY SAY HIS NAME

**SPOILER**

who the fuck is freddy grave

if you’re gonna make a bullshit reach, at least get the mans name right

Explains why they took down my review of “It makes you better feeling”

The shittiest things about this is that it got announced the same day UNC was allowed to skate on all their bullshit

Regardless, Go Pack