My phone flew off my finger. Pretty sure I used this wrong

I’m pretty sure me liking frosting-less Pop Tarts led to the failure of my last 2 relationships

I had the same opinion of Greenie. He played the role of the every man I run into at work that thinks they can have a decent sports conversation but only knows about “their” team and not even good talking about them

Shout out to Skin Diamond I mean whoever that was

How well does the WowWee Mip pass butter?

How well does the WowWee Mip pass butter?

OR its a trap

I didn’t vote for this piece of shit. Fuck anyone who did

Story mode confirmed

ahahah explains it all

nevermind :)

I said the EXACT same thing to my friend I was watching it with. She had no idea of SNLs theft history

Anytime I have a conference call for work/try to get a discount on my innanets I clear my throat and put my best Chip voice on

I get the itch when they release new sweet sweet skins, but with arcade mode giving out 3 a week plus the box for leveling up, havent felt the need to buy any loot boxes as I’ve always grabbed what I wanted.

They need to do something about the dupes though. I got 2 dupes of the same skins in the same box and if that…

In my group of friends I feel like I’m always the one on the Lil Yachty/Lil Uzi/Migos/Most recently Playboi Carti side when they bring up their influence on rap, and my point is always that every music has its vibe/place/moment. I’m not trying to hear J Cole/Kendrick at the club or when I go for a run, and I…

Its just a league using 2k17, from what I understand, and going to have the created players in the branded jerseys, and I assume some sort of financial commitment for the teams listed

Oh yeah he was definitely a douche, that was just a random old people driving anecdote

I’m also sorry :(

When I worked at enterprise (shudder) all of our fleet drivers were 65+

I was riding in a cargo van to pick up some chevy aveos (shudder) and dude almost mowed down a pack of geese cause they weren’t going goddamn fast enough. He accelerated through em

legit help make my day

This buds for you! Best of luck and best of health to you, yours and everyone