North Carolina checking in: I get what “put that up” means

North Carolina :(

They’re jealous of you, and you don’t have to be a grumpy martyr.

don’t find his standup that good for the most part but him on Parks and Rec was solid and Master of None was top notch

WITH ALL THESE TRUTHER ARTICLES WHY IS KOTAKU GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE ME REALIZE IM NOT AS GOOD AT THIS GAME AS I THOUGHT :(

this makes me want to run against the AI

I always wait to see if I get votes or who is closest to getting 5 for the acknowledgement...is there an xp bonus that comes with that?

you have the model in the top picture? Cause thats exactly how i wake up on a plane, typically with my head in my hands, pissed cause my neck hurts

you have the model in the top picture? Cause thats exactly how i wake up on a plane, typically with my head in my…

Is the black hacker (Blacker) named Marcus their answer to all the overtly racist/sexist flavor text for NPC descriptions

how are they for carrying scents/how long do the bottles last?

how are they for carrying scents/how long do the bottles last?

All I can think of is how much it would suck to get your hand stuck in there

Who wore it better?

and yet i still fucking clicked play before my brain corrected it

Ready to Comply

You forgot the best thing about Junkrat

His mine sounds like a car alarm

I went out with this woman, when a baby kept looking at me, started saying things like “A baby has never seen anyone like you he’s like ‘ewwww you’re so dirty’”

Regardless of color, dumbass comments are for sure a dealbreaker. Coming from a white woman added an extra tinge of what the hell.

Goddamn kids these days are stupid as shit

I did hear block porn was a little
(•_•)

I googled Battlecry just to make sure it wasn’t a joke (wasn’t)

best thing about amazon is that they will give you your money back on the difference if you bought it from them. I got a credit because I believe Madden 16 had dropped to 40 barely a month after release

or maybe theyre trying to capitalize on dumbasses like myself who kept getting Overwatch and Battleborn confused by…