I read “Serious Sam” and immediately hear/see

If you can wear athletic shorts without popping a boner thinking of the How Do U Want It video, you’re gonna win the goddamn Super Bowl.

watch your fucking mouth

CANADA DRY FOR LIFE

yeah he goes the B. Rabbit “I’ll say it about myself first” mindset with the Gettin bodied by the singing nigga

I just don’t think I’d ever be like “I’ll sit my kids down and watch this with them” but moreso “I’m ok watching this with them in the room”

I don’t have kids though, so what do I know

The shitty thing is where the fighter they may have helped saved from long term damage usually gets up pissed

Yeah I expected Killers Mikes bars replaced with cat meows

But tell me you wouldn’t drop some Yen to move around throw up like this.

I’d forgotten about that Falcons game until now

worth it for the header image alone

I have prepared for this day

Didn’t think I could have less respect for the Clippers after Donald Sterling. Then Deandre pulls that hoe shit.

I like to freeze a bottle of water and use that to roll my feet. Foot pains no joke and I can’t even speak to how shitty plantars is

Can I ask about starch here, or is that more for dry cleaning school? I never do it so am I missing something?

I still say “WHUZIZIT” when my brother ask me something

cause he’s the only one that will get it :(

he’s still on my list with Dwight Howard and Blake Griffin of dudes bigger than me that I think I could duff out

eh, I wouldn’t go that far.

No doubt. I definitely cracked a smile every time he popped up

I don’t know what it was about this movie but this was the first movie since Prisoners that, in any movie conversation, I’d tell people to go see it.