Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

For a few seconds I thought the front of Darkseid-controlled-Superman’s suit was just chest hair, and the Superman emblem was glued right onto his pecs.

You know, I have yet to see someone complaining about the switch who isn’t a bitter Falcon fan bitching about Wilson not having his red wings.

I read an article explaining why this is a great thing, and should be permanent. You see, when Sam Wilson became Captain America, hordes of racists cried, “Noo! We want WHITE Captain America! WAAAH!” So Marvel made Capt. Whitey into an actual, bona fide nazi. Therefore, it should stay, if just to mess with the racists…