@Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: I don't know if I crave chocolate but I am more likely to eat junky stuff.

Uh, I'm pretty sure there are thousands of out of work MA students who would have edited this book for grocery money. This writing has no excuse Brenda!

@Punkin: But wouldn't it be scatabulous?!

@lovelyleela: Only if he has a heart made of marzipan!

Uh, a chocolate penis that spews out money? That sounds terrifying.

My boyfriend never notices when guys say really skeevy things to me or other ladies. We were walking down the street today and this guy said to a woman in front of us "LICK MY FACE BABY, LICK IT." I said wow, that was really offensive and disgusting and he said he didn't hear it.

@BrianFellow: I think you might be on the wrong website.

@ennasirk: My mom hates to cook, and kind of takes the role normally ascribed to men in that she does it really poorly, or slowly so that my dad will just get frustrated and do it for her. She's actually quite good, but doesn't like doing it at all.

My dad did all of the cooking when we were growing up, kids did the dishes, and my mom played gameboy in the living room. My dad is way cleaner than my mom, so he does the laundry (she sorts) and he cleans the house every night. My mom is good with tools and computers so she fixes things, and carted us around to our…

@accesskathryn: Yeah that does seem to be about when it happened. When dress styles became shorter around 1920/30, all these ladies journals came out, and also razor companies realized they could capitalize off of women as well.

So wait - he is angry that women want men to be home after 9pm, but also wanted to be able to care for his daughter.

@jastle: Awesome!

@Queenjulie: Yeah, but they said "sorey."

@Queenjulie: I'll need some folks to come with me...but then of course!

@Queenjulie: Oh yeah, full disclosure - I'm a Canadian living in America and I fully endorse the system in my home country.

The big sweater! Growing up in Canada, my memories of winter all

"You don't have to sit like that all day just because I told you I

@Queenjulie: True! That's why Americans who want it should be very

@Chamalla,barren crone: Dad! I had no idea you were a commenter on

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Meh, I've never had a problem. The