True story: I have seen many a men buy condoms in New York, and every single one of them has grabbed magnums. For a while I was thinking this was indicative of some strange larger-penis trend, but now see it is symptomatic of a (smaller) problem.

@legaleaglerunner: Yes! If we got my mom anything other than booze, video games or candy she would probably send us all back from whence we came.

@LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: Hilarious because I was going to say that the perfect mother's day gift is almost always alcohol - but if it is combined with that lovely gift, it becomes even funnier (maybe sadder though).

@rhymeswithfeather: Ah, Ontario - must have also been the proximity of my city to the states.

@rhymeswithfeather: I had a prom in Canada - mind you I don't think we make as crazy of a big deal as people do in the states, but they definitely called it a prom. Where are you from?

Ah! Prom was terrible for me. My date/boyfriend at the time managed to get wasted before the bus-ride over from the hotel to the prom location. He was falling all over me, and being really cruel for no reason (he was a lot of a dick). Then he refused to dance with me, and proceeded to get irrationally angry when I…

@Phillies1980: Really?

I loved Obama's jokes, but can someone explain to me the point of the correspondents' dinner? It confuses me, as a Canadian in America. Also confuses me as to why another Canadian in America, Justin Bieber, is in attendance.

@lilydancing: Psh, this might sound cruel but if dude is wearing a baseball cap when he asks me out, there isn't a good chance for him. I call it my bro-rule (also extends to sublime t-shirts).

All you Jezzies in education or developmental psych. Have any of you ever read Donaldson's "Children's Minds?" I'm having some trouble figuring out what her point is, and need some help.

@hedgehoginfog: YES!

@drunkexpatwriter: Man that sucks so badly - I understand that guys want to hook up at these bars, but that is just cold and just immature.

@drunkexpatwriter: That is a really interesting theory, and kind of goes against what someone would expect and yet it completely makes sense. Only in some cases though - as I have plenty of bi dude friends who don't treat women badly.

@drunkexpatwriter: I completely agree with you (I also never see you on jezebel drunkexpat). What really sucks is when "dudes who are gay because they hate pussy" extend their hatred for pussy to the rest of the female body/gender. I agree with you that is a matter of fear, and it kind of sucks that often this type of…

@bricket: I wonder if I know you in real life. That would be so neat.

@futuremouse: I think that I realized that Santa was a capitalist before I ever realized that he didn't exist. Those factories of elves? They are called children and they live in the global south (I think that is the term these days..).

@bricket: That sounds terrifying, but I still miss Toronto.

I totally read "Santa Claus's ban on toys in happy meals," and became so confused as to why such he would want to prevent this. And then I realized - toys in happy meals are competition for his business. I get it Santa, I really do.

So pretty, she should be in the movies.

@rd2uk: Yeah, but to assume all women are choosing it is equally problematic.