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Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Has anyone who uses the phrase “do your own research” ever meant real research, or do they all mean watch youtube videos?

Thoughts and prayers, Tammi.

Meanwhile poor Tammi’s getting dragged again

The Capitals however, are welcome to come. Ovechkin can even have some nuclear launch codes as a parting gift.

If I died in my sleep tonight I do not think I would care, and I do not think anyone else really would either.

I saw a similar side by side on Twitter this morning, and to the shock of no one, there are still people claiming that the inauguration picture is from hours before the event. Even though a gigapixel photo clearly shows the exact same empty white spaces with Trump speaking at the podium.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

Uhh, I called Serena neither “Queen” nor “Wonder Woman.” I simply noted that she’s been out for a while, and went through something physically demanding during her absence, and that Sharapova could conceivably take some small hope from that fact.

It’s frightening how you can replace “Incognito” with “Trump” in that report and it still makes perfect sense…

Wow, really? That’s a genuinely surprising take. I thought it was a goofy stunt, but it also served a legit journalistic purpose, and is being cited in the ongoing lawsuit between the city of Miami and Marlins ownership.

Nah, they tried that but it turns out that all those responsible gun owners can’t take a shit without either shooting themselves in the dick or leaving the gun in the stall.

They were all too busy printing “Come and take it” and “From my cold dead hands” banners for their next local gun rights rally.

The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us

Counter-point: Greatest movie based on a comic book character, of all-time.

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The Rockets D on that Klay Thompson 3 after the over and back reminded me of the Baumer:

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

ROLL THE RIGHT WAY (Walter Ray Williams fires bowling ball at Mookie’s head)