And he has the high ground!

I believe the riot will be inevitable if this is not COTD.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

try not to guzzle it down too quickly.

This is an absolute golf trophy of an article.

Superlative + middling descriptor works well, too. I learned the insult “aggressively mediocre” from a friend and it immediately entered my lexicon.

It might be, but if you’ve had Gmail open for a while, try doing a hard refresh (Ctrl+R on PC or Cmd+R on a Mac); if that doesn’t work and you REALLY want to try it, try logging in from an incognito window or clearing your cookies. (None of that would help if it’s a staged rollout, but it did work for me - I’d just…

Sorry, no, you’re very wrong. I mean, you’d be wrong even if this was still the 90s, but you’re even more wrong here in 2018.

If the choice is between being robbed and wearing overalls or a chain wallet, they can just have my fucking money.

Happily married, clicked on this anyway.

There are many, many, many better cities than NYC.

Living in a city because most people tend to live in cities, regardless of political beliefs. But sure. /shrug

This! We have 3 copies of my son’s favorite stuffed monkey named, aptly, “Monkey.” We swap them out at regular intervals so they all look worn, and should we ever lose one, we have 2 more as back up. (Also right now one lives at school for nap time—and our son believes that Monkey drives his own car to and from school…

Graft and corruption, mostly.

Serve in a mug with a faded humorous motto or some such on the side, cram two biscuits at once into your mouth, dribbling crumbs, take a large, noisy slurp of your tea and wash the whole lot down with a gasp of satisfaction. And repeat.

COTD, BTW. I’m nominating it.

If we got by Yttrium’s comment, how come you still exist?

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…