Yes, this billionaire definitely walked into a 7-Eleven on his way to the interview and walked out with a can of soup and a couple tall boys.

Dad...is that you?

If my kid wrote that review, I’d make them delete it start from scratch.

That’s exactly why I drink old fashioneds. Don’t tell anyone.

I had a rum old fashioned recently that I quite liked.

Wouldn’t that hurt my shoulder?

This is a doubleplus good comment!

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

I promise I’m only marginally funny in person. However, I do have a high top fade so that lends to some quirkiness.

Some tech guy makes his own currency and he gets to buy a Nascar sponsorship. My militia friends and I make our own currency, and we get investigated by the Secret Service. Total double standard.

One day when I was a young lad driving along with my older brother I asked him why there was a key hole next to lever thing (gear stick). He said, “If you turn the key the car will start flying.” Anything like keys and red buttons have to get pushed just so I can silence the voice that tells me cars will suddenly…

Well at least I didnt have to go look for the gif of exactly what I was thinking of...

Stupid outdated franchise laws that only continue to exist because of lobbyist, who themselves should be illegal.

“I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!”

Ultimately, though, everything is futile. Will this “flying car” help you survive the heat death of the universe?

Driving with 3 degrees of freedom is the number one, non-health related cause of death yet somehow people think driving with 6 degrees of freedom is the future. 

Most asshats can barely drive a regular car! Flying cars? No thank you.

I didn’t read the article: the poster

no, according to others online (here and elsewhere, but I can’t verify with the book itself) that line comes from the sequel (which did not exist when the screenplay was written).