I did it. And now I know what that looks like.

It’s the only way to be sure.

Wow, that’s about the best closure you could hope for in the circumstances. You certainly are fortunate. All the best to you and your family.

You need a still, my friend!

It’s not often that I read a LH article and think to myself, “Damn, I’m sure glad I don’t need to worry about this trivial bullshit.” Whenever I do, I feel a sense of calm wash over my hectic life. Usually it’s the opposite - I pucker thinking about the thing that I didn’t even know I was allowing to go to pot.

It’s funny how much we learn from our parents, whether or not we realize it. I learned how hard it was to lose your dad suddenly, without any time to say goodbye, and now my mom is nearing the end of a year-long decline due to cancer. I’m learning from her that a slow demise is much worse than a quick one. Also that…

“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”

But what about validating your method? What happens if your grinder variance is more than a few SDs? What will all of us anal-retentive types do with ourselves when we find out that we’re off by a dozen percent or more?!

My dad’s been dead for, sheesh, twenty-four years now, and I still wish this. And he never did meet his grandkids. For just one more time, I would love to sit next to him on the couch and watch football. I didn’t even realize how little I care about football until after he was dead a year or two - it was ALL about…

Can I assume that you don’t live in a culture where tipping is the norm? If so, then your opinions aren’t really useful. If not, you should support fair pay for the jobs you won’t or can’t do. If you don’t, then stop whining about extra food - because someone else isn’t eating.

Yes. This is truth. Seriously, you gotta too the people who keep your stuff clean. Especially if you don’t see them.

Yeah, I can see that side of it, too, but bottom line, for me it’s just a personal issue. I’m not in the demographic that’s generally stereotyped as preferring experiences over objects, and I’m also more pragmatic than I’d like to believe, so there I am.

This notation isn’t seen very often, but let me tell you, Trump thinks it’s amazing. So you know it had to be good. The best. Fast.

I’m of two minds on gift cards:
1) If you’re going to give a gift, you might as well be thoughtful about it. No gift cards, please.
2) Sometimes I just can’t deal with all the things I need to, properly, so someone’s getting a gift card.

This just goes to show that a college education is clearly not for everyone. Think how much was wasted on this human excrement.

There’s exactly one correct way to respond to a white elephant/yankee swap/dirty santa scenario: flip a table and grab a snack. I’ve never understood the concept of the “bring something you don’t want to a group and try to pawn it off on people you ostensibly like” party. If that’s what you think is…

At first I thought, “Why in hell would I deliberately place a caltrop in my mouth?” That’s when inspiration struck....

But doctor... I am Pagliacci!

What a funny joke! I can’t wait to get the call! Hah hah hah! Oh, the fun we have, America.

I second.