Jesus that NRA lady is scary looking.

My company is having a picic next Saturday and the only other brotha in my building came to ask me if I was going. I immediately understood and replied, “If you go, I’ll go.” We have decided to take the weekend to think about it and come to a decision on Monday. Why would I want to see those people on a Saturday?

A little of both.

Yes. I am done being at work when I am at work, the last thing I want is to see Carol for free.

11. Company outings

I love it when you can tell what year a person peaked by their hairstyle.

It’s almost as though creating legislation for a huge and diverse country is complicated....

Update from Australia:

Speaking as a person, I think Joel Osteen is a rubbish person. Speaking as a Christian, I think Joel Osteen is an absolute garbage monster who is the one of the worst kind of Christians — the hypocrite.

Rich people standing up for rich people doesn’t mean shit to me.

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

I mean, I don’t hate Amal, and I actually feel bad for the twins, and Rosemary Clooney was a great gal, a legend ... it’s just George I can’t stand, and even that is more about 1) the entire world aggressively insisting that I am supposed to find this unappealing man wildly attractive and 2) the practical jokes. I…

Damn, this take was scalding 🤔

I’m really surprised she is having another baby. HG is fucking horrific.

Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.

It will be so hard when Veronica dies. She’s my little buddy.

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”