They should be called the Chicken Dinners.

About time. The first thing I do in every new game is open the console, tag her non-essential, and kill her before she can even leave the Museum of Freedom.

How about a Roomba?

Is Deadspin doing a 2016 Most Punchable Face Award?

The OJ trial also brought us Greta Van Botox Susteren.

The first thing I do when I start a new game is change that essential flag and shoot her in the head when she’s walking to Sanctuary.

There aren’t enough Fuck You’s on the internet for that fraud asshole.

Nice to see the swelling is starting to go down. Must be a new Epi-Pen?

It should only be rebooted as a snuff film.

Jimmy Swaggart is looking good.