To be fair audiences did die a little after watching it.

Unless Tom Stoppard is involved.

I mean sure, If I had time in my life for two Brian Blessed catchphrases.

In your movie maybe Flash Gordon is the result of The Flash and Barbara Gordon having a ‘quickie’ on the side. I haven’t seen the next page....

Came here for the “Hawkmen! Diiiiivvvvve”.

Pretty sure that was the script for this.

“....and my acc-ent”

You should see the acting!

Oh, I see. I assumed he had been illegally downloading all these films and TV Shows he’s been reviewing.

I mean, we’ve suspected.....

We were in the first one but nobody saurus.

Not a lot in Paris either.

Edgelord is a word used by neckbeards to dismiss other neckbeards.

Not sure you’ve ever been in a city.

The Unsullied made it to the gates of the Red Keep?

Not sure if that would be a satisfying meal.

Batman Arya trying to kill Cersei.

Just watch the last hour of Return of the King, it will probably be the same.

Except he didn’t seem to get any snack breaks to feast on those tasty toasted human marshmallows.

I’d wait until it cools down a little before sitting on it.