They only thing ripped about them would be their new assholes.

I’m not convinced.

Plus you know them cops will get shot a day out from retirement.

I still don’t know how he knows his truck is Vegan?

There was a study a few weeks ago saying plastic was reducing penis size, so I’m guessing the same has happened here.

Save your money... I’ll release them on The A.V. Club and you can print them out at home. Part 1.

Eleven kids ?

He use to shoot his mouth off, that’s why they called him Big Mouth Bass.

These guys are the real winners, the pre-Emmy Emmy’s have chocolate under the gold foil.

The first rule about being recast as the The Hulk:

Signature, yes, hair, no chance.

As long as people think they are actually important there will be bullshit.

No, that is on you.

White flags?

It’s a shame the space race wasn’t in 2010's.

Hmm, might be a job for Ray Parker Jr. then.

And Astronaut Ice Cream, don’t forget that.

How am I supposed to remember that?

I’d suggest not playing with superglue as a start.

I thought they closed that place down.