Meesa think yousa people gots ta see ma movie.

“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you’ve seen it.” Steven Wright

An interesting fact about whales is that Moby Dick had a large part.

So essentially The A.V. Club is trying to attract a new target market as the old one is broken.

But then I’ll just be nostalgic for the time before they killed off nostalgia.

Chevy Chase: “I’ll do it, what, oh sorry, hearing’s not what it used to be.”

Future generations won’t be able appreciate it.

Exactly. Plus I didn’t find the story all that original anyway, it’s been done before in slightly different ways. I came out of the cinema a bit disappointed. It felt like a remake of The Stepford Wives with racial overtones.

For a full 24 hours.

Comprehension and reading are not the same skill.

The cougar is normally pretty quiet after getting home from night shift. The bear though, well i just got new floor boards and he keeps shitting on the wood......

I don’t know why I’m still in the gray, it makes me feel blue .

Now if we can just pitch in so it can raise enough money for that colonoscopy.

Giant blue cock.

It would have been preferable if he listed their names so the rest of us didn’t have to waste our time.

Probably needs more Jennifer Connelly in a white dress.

But Roxanne > Automobiles ?

Jeanius

I don’t want to see Stone washing come back into fashion.

The best thing is that this insults everyone’s intelligence, it doesn’t discriminate.