ionchef
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There’s an issue here that if you are a fan and then don’t like the newest installment, are you actually a fan?

Hmm, I ‘disliked’ TLJ because it was copying the OT.

Well I have been yelling at clouds to stop, so a petition might help.

It’s a trap!

Only you know the answer to that question.

Luke left Dagobah without training (except he can now do backflips) and got fucked up by Vader.

Luke: Here hold my milk

And also it was a man eating ant hill.

The issue here is, once again, Rotten Tomatoes’ ratings system.

Well that’s better than the alternative, her parents had purple hair and a laser sword.

That’d be Plumming new depths in comedy.

Yeah i’d prepare for disappointment.

Or a comedy spinoff:

“This is great.....and all I’ve done is enter my name....Thrillhouse!”

In terms of the films I saw this year I’d put WW, TDT and TLJ as the worst.

No, no. At the end she realised that she was a bird all along.

You can shove that joke up your ass.

Attaboy.

Because even the A.V. Club have realised they aren’t associated with the OT.

That cannon cannot.