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You can stick it up your yeah! (PG-13 edition)

In the place where I live?
Oh my god, he's singing from inside my house!

Fixed it for you:

There is a lot of food colouring on those shells.

Are you saying it would have been better if Renny Harlin directed?

4.Then you get the woman?

What he means is you only get a Bachelors degree off the back of a Fosters can.The PHDs are at the bottom of a Darwin Stubby.

Loophole, poophole, it's all banned in the bible.

Banana Deep Fryer at least.

Yeah i'm 41 now and had to hand mine back.

Even more likely if your lecturer is Fonzie.

Yes, but with more beer.

The second one was taking a while so the Doctor putting on his Catchers gear and called for a Fast Ball.

Journey to sun.
Mission Log

Except the 'Toxic Substance Fan Page' those guys are pretty chill.

Well before the mid-1800's they didn't have to pay them for acting, so it places a burden on production costs 'these days'.

You kicked the British out of your country,
They took all of their dictionaries with them.

Fake name!.
What's next?
Jules Lewis Dryfish?
Georgie Can't-stand-ya? (Ref: S3 E5 Larry Charles)
Cosmic Creamer (Sound like one of Frank Zappa's kids)

Do me a favour and savour the flavoured colours.

That's my excuse for being bad at golf.