What we need to do here is apologize for the White House shaking down BP, and pinning the blame squarely on the environmentalist Left who denied Alaska drill rights.

Quick hint for you Apple-cider drinking hipsters (i.e., me): the iPhone mic is attached to the right side.

@Bubkes: your friend is a pretentious asshole.

@scojac: And if all you have is perception to live off of, maybe you should find some talent.

If you dress in a suit and tie in a creative department (unless you're with a client), you're a fucking pretentious asshole who just needs to quit the biz and get an MBA and ruin yet more companies.

@Gregory Bair: Whoa! Don't scare us with all that crazy data!

@KamWrex: Sorry, were you talking out of your first or second mouth? Of course we can't tell whom you're addressing anyway, seeing as you're staring out your fifth, genetically-modified-food-borne eyeball.

@Vages: Way to toss a generalization over another one.

@Orberen:

@chapoec: See: iTunes Store.

This, right after I bought the damn 5000 pts

@RizzRustbolt: Marathon!

@metalspector:

@Kaiser-Machead: Aple sux1 dewd tehy are only good fer rich snobs!!!!

@Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!:

I'm not seeing fluffers. Though, I'm pretty sure it outranks us graphic designers. By far.

@Improbable: Yup. Like I said, you have to experiment with different cameras. A piece of wedding placecards, a business card; whatever's handy. Sometimes it's your finger, you know.

@kenjara: