Or AT&T/DirecTV NOW subscriber?

I take it you weren’t a MoviePass member, then?

I just cancelled my Netflix subscription this week after 8 continuous years. I actually cited their increasingly terrible UX in their departure survey.

And don’t forget my personal favorite of the night!

Today we are all Juli Briskman giving the finger to Trump.

Too many words.

“...the United States stands ready, willing & able to get involved”

Googling “baby trump crying” is like a gift, so much to choose from...

I think that comparison is extremely unfair to Al Capone. Sure, he might have had a lot of guys killed, but he didn’t put kids in cages by the thousands.

Fuck off, Don.

It is now mandatory that every Trump story begins with “Florida man...,” like “Florida man commits impeachable offense during spittle-infused press conference,” or “Florida man uses Secret Service to hide golf cheating.”

Even if he did pay those taxes (doubtful) he doesn’t get a medal. Like, taxes are required, otherwise 8 million New Yorkers would be heros and we’d have the subway system we deserve.

Rich, old New Yorker runs out the clock in Florida. Didn't see that coming.

To be sure.

Collin Peterson and Jeff Van Drew need to go!

Too many owners within a short time period, giant red flag.

I think someone should check in on DT. He’s having an aneurysm.

On one hand, it would be nice to believe the NYC coroner’s office, and some amoral shitbag decided not to spend the rest of his life behind bars.

Poor thing. I hope she’s okay and takes time to make sure she’s completely healed physically, mentally, and emotionally—for herself and for her daughter.

I Wanna Be Down the remix is one of the best hip hop tracks featuring the best ladies of the rap game. Her album Full Moon was on point.