So Evil Ape turned out to be the opposite of good.

my only experiences with GBA are on emulators (which were pretty damn great early on in the console’s lifetime) and Nintendo DS (via flashcart). Hey, I was poor, I didn’t earn my living. Things are different now.

“Strengthen our staff copyright awareness” is one way of saying they’ll teach their people to skate around copyright rules better so they can keep plagiarising for maximum profit.

Epic childbirth assistance. Swords. Magic. Demons. The whole shebang.

Breakout Adventures

Jonathan F. Chaos, Esquire.

Still better than weather phenomena…

ok, this seems nice and all, but what platform is this on? There seems to be a trend lately on Kotaku where articles omit this kind of information altogether and fail to produce screenshots that actually represent the things described in the article. Can you all work on these flaws going forward?

#noplanswatch

Wow. That’s some grade A douchebaggery right there. Unbelievable…

Except they aren’t, most of the governments are really just twisting numbers  around to try and make their paltry efforts look like big strides towards a green future. Carbon emissions are still rising, the Earth’s still warming and we’re all still pretty fucked.

“succumbed to the gay agenda” … LOL. That almost makes it sound like some lizard people conspiracy. There’s still a very, VERY long road ahead for Japan regarding all things gender, orientation and identity. It’s good that video games and other media have been slowly incorporating a higher level of diversity in a…

What, massive voter fraud and so on? *sigh*

Yeah, that one was pretty thoughtful. For some reason, though, about half the readers here will just skip over Penny Arcade because they have that preconception that all they write about are dick jokes. I find that most of the time, their comics are very critical and on spot with today’s issues in gaming/geekdom.

It’s about not wanting to hear a language they’re not familiar with AND have to WORK to read subtitles to make up for it. It amounts to too much trouble and detachment from the actual entertainment for many americans. It all amounts to laziness. I myself prefer hearing the original voices, despite not understanding…

Regarding Chocobo GP, this isn’t actually such a new idea, Squaresoft did Chocobo Racing way way back on the original Playstation, and it was pretty fun! It’s nice to see them return to the formula.

What the Actual Fuck. WHY?!

Those kind of contests usually are…

Reminds me of that old Simpsons episode where Bart was part of the Krusty show and tried to show his classmates his name in the credits to prove it, only the broadcast was bent at an angle into a tiny corner of the screen when the credits started rolling, with the TV announcer occupying the rest of the screen, making…

They are not.