Correction: You know nuffin', Lego® Jon Snow!

Is there a cutscene/gameplay compilation of Dream Drop Distance out there? I'm entirely unattracted by the 3DS and I'd hate for that to be critical in understanding KH3's story...

I'm sure the 4 people who actually installed linux on their PS3 are still very angry today. Come on, it was a shitty platform to host linux...

oh Microsoft, what will you have us believe...

That girl somehow looks like a crossbreed between Megaman Legends' Roll and TWEWY's Shiki

Minecraft "exlusive" makes no sense at all, it's already our on PC, at least. =/

I sure damn hope it's possible to watch live TV if you're not connected to the Internet. Live TV was doing fine on its own until Xbox One came in

OK, so the game promises it doesn't have the PSP version's slowdown. It's true, however it has the exact opposite problem: it runs too fast. On my iPad (3rd Gen), I can't get a good glance at an enemy's HP/MP when its turn comes up, because the panel flies by way too fast. Agreed, this extra speed is optimal for…

Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! RrrRAauUGHHh!!!!

We're telling a story and we have a point of view," EA's President of Labels Frank Gibeau told Reuters. "A book doesn't pay for saying the word 'Colt,' for example

These look more like demons than zombies...

As far as I remember (and I've been around Kotaku for a loooooooong time), Kotaku has always been like that, and that's what I like about it.

Notice how the characters go "behind" the bushes and tree leaves in the painting? that requires some pretty accurate programming and projector placement, it's those little touches that make this work so well

Snacktaku did review Gamer Grub these many years back, but I'm not sure about this brand

I miss the days when Ivy wasn't ridiculous.

You're all missing my point. The game he's referencing is not called "The Last Man", it's called "The Last Guy". I wasn't trying to highlight anything other than that

Aaaw.... You beat me to it.

Ummm, kinda looks like this to me

Looking like it's borrowing from a few places - most notably XCOM and The Last Man

So... this is really just an elaborate way of stating that assholes are a whole lot more vocal than normal people, like to corrupt conversations and pick fights, and that it'd be better if they formed some sort of Assholopia separate from Normalpeopleland where they can freely be assholes with each other and where…