I sincerely tried, but I don't believe I can think of something like that ever happening, ever.

Great! Now, someone needs to come up with a "When are video games racist" chart

I'm not ashamed to say that I actually like Lady Gaga, I'll get a lot of hate for saying that, but she does have a lot of merit. I'm ashamed that, for someone who likes Lady Gaga, I haven't noticed the joke in the headline until you brought my attention to it.

Timnicebutdim and zachattackary, I salute you.

Everyone knows an oversized dildo is a weapon of choice.

Not made by Nintendo, but Nintendo does have some respnsibility in allowing these horrors to exist through licensing

I loved that show when I was a kid

Strangely enough, that's their target demographic!

My thoughts exactly.

It would probably be fun to yank off a random cartridge, plug it in and see what kind of game is behind those layers of paint. Providing of course the connectors are still clean. Maybe there are some hidden gems worth the price in there.

My complaint regarding the Sphere Grid mostly relates to post-game content like the Monster Arena or Omega or the likes. You need to grow very far into the Sphere Grid to be able to tackle these challenges and by that time, the characters' differences are very washed out. You won't really see that problem in a regular…

It's quite different, yeah. They probably could have slapped another brand name on it. Actually I'm sure it would have received a more positive response if it were released under a different name, since it doesn't cater to the expectations people have of a Final Fantasy title. It's really not that bad a game, just not…

You raise valid points about XIII, I'll give you that. Still, it left a better impression on me, I thought the battle system was thorough enough, I wouldn't compare it to rock-paper-scissors. Some of the last few missions require more careful planning with your equipment and paradigms and careful decisions during the…

or bringing Type 0 westwards.

Dragon Fantasy.

so did the Metal Slime. They actually sell edible silver spray paint for decorating cakes and the likes, but this one looks like it's just plain toxic paint.

I'm surprised no one stacked three of these on top of each other or had a small plastic knight figure sit on top of one.

Well put. "Just as linear" is a bit harsh, and you've done a good job exposing that. Still, it is quite a bit more linear than previous titles and I was personally disappointed by that. I kept waiting for the confined intro to end and toss me into the wide open world (kind of like Final Fantasy VII, it takes a long…

Though I agree the better days of the series are before the PS2 era. I can't say I've felt any disgust towards any of the later titles.

Ba-dum PSHH.