and WORDS MEAN THINGS.

God, so much this. Politics and Government are more complicated than apparently most people seem to think.

That's why the idea is to cause chaos by replying with quick, concise, rational answers. Over and over again. Repetition is the reason my Libertarian Republican father voted Obama in the last election.

Check yoself.

It's your lucky night, because I already have a quick fire answer for you:

"He did; he talked about Africa."

Then just walk away. Laugh to yourself as they start to "bing" this new information.

Okay, so every single place that's reporting this has precisely 0% credibility. (Daily Mail, New York Post, Inquisitr, etc.) So I looked to find the original "source."

NewsBlues? Are you fucking with me?

I know Jezebel is supposed to kind of be like a tabloid but come onnnn guyzzzz we don't like iiiiiit.

THIS ^^^

Plot Twist: Both scenarios are true; they are on their way to a new Taco Bell and still recovering from the previous Taco Bell.

Tacobration.

Yes, yes it is.

I find that both The Newsroom and The West Wing accurately display my emotions 100% of the time.

I literally choked on my coffee at the "Read a history book." comment.

To be clear, I'm from Texas myself and I often have this argument with people too.

Don't you dare try to put that filthy mudblood in our sacred House...

Come back to the liiiiight.

AGREE; is New York really worth all that? Gawd, come to Austin... we have live music & tacos.

Oh for fuck's sake don't give them any ideas!

HERE COMES MAROWAK TO FUCK YOU UP SIDEWAYS!!!
he's a fucking dinosaur whose mother died and decided it'd be a great idea to wear her skull.
HE'S BEEN ALONE ALL HIS LIFE AND HOW HE'S HERE TO
FUCK
YOU
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's probably going to run for her Senate seat, whether or not she runs for Governor, then.

Yeah that makes sense. It's the same trap though; "Don't piss off your base!" said the GOP establishment, "That won't last forever!" said everyone else.