Tacobration.

Yes, yes it is.

I find that both The Newsroom and The West Wing accurately display my emotions 100% of the time.

I literally choked on my coffee at the "Read a history book." comment.

To be clear, I'm from Texas myself and I often have this argument with people too.

Don't you dare try to put that filthy mudblood in our sacred House...

Come back to the liiiiight.

AGREE; is New York really worth all that? Gawd, come to Austin... we have live music & tacos.

Oh for fuck's sake don't give them any ideas!

HERE COMES MAROWAK TO FUCK YOU UP SIDEWAYS!!!
he's a fucking dinosaur whose mother died and decided it'd be a great idea to wear her skull.
HE'S BEEN ALONE ALL HIS LIFE AND HOW HE'S HERE TO
FUCK
YOU
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's probably going to run for her Senate seat, whether or not she runs for Governor, then.

Yeah that makes sense. It's the same trap though; "Don't piss off your base!" said the GOP establishment, "That won't last forever!" said everyone else.

Yeah that explains everything.

Which county is he from?

Parliamentary Inquiry: Mr. Speaker, are you aware of how close your surname is to the word Boner?

I just want Boehner on his feet for 10 hours straight. They can keep their money if I can just watch him suffer.

It's really bad enough that Republicans in this state don't understand how clocks and deadlines work; now they're trying to punish a lawful (and prematurely ended) filibuster? Fuck, it was bad enough when my neighbors were voting in people who hated Government, now they're voting people in who don't even understand…

"Andrew, a former Times reporter she met at an Angela Davis rally in Washington Square Park during Occupy Wall Street."

He sounds really cute too honestly, lmao. THEY MET AT AN ANGELA DAVIS RALLY FUCK IT'S LIKE A LIBERAL LOVE STORY COME REAL.

"All that fingering – you need strong triceps"

I think I'm just going to watch But I'm a Cheerleader over and over again until I pass out from how hilarious Natasha is.

Well, the urban dictionary says it's not a word and I'm inclined to agree.

P.S. - if everyone could like, load their version of a definition INTO the urban dictionary machine, we could totally define this however we wanted to on the internet. JS