Your username is wrong. It should be "Irradiated, Insensitive, Self-centered, Disrespectful, Pompous, Trolling, Butthole Prick."

"What's wrong with me?"

The Sonic Cycle isn't real. It never was. It was never anything but an invisible, fanboy construct: An imaginary delusion made up in the minds of whiny entitled kids who feel the need to theorize and blame someone else for their own stupidly bloated expectations when it doesn't live up to their own entitlement issues.

You SHOULD be getting your hopes up. Because Sonic Colors was an absolutely great game.

This asshole is just angry that Ubisoft refuses to promote his shitty little nobody band.

So, pray tell... exactly why is it going to "tank hard"? Because it utilizes an actual guitar instead of some moronic color coded Fischer-price toy? Or for some other vague, indiscernible, stupidly vapid and non-existent criticism that you refuse to expand on?

I sincerely hope that none of you rule out the very distinct possibility of Disney trademarking the title, in order to bury it from Sega every being able to legally re-release the game ever again.

So basically, this article tells, in great detail and loving hyperbole, the touching story of a guy who COULD actually contribute some real innovation and creative ideas to the real gaming world if he wanted to....

Fuck you, Datel. You're still ruining online gaming for everyone. These assholes need to be put out of business for good.

Congratulations, Atari. You've created the new Bomberman: Act Zero.

Good.

Kotaku advocating and condoning 100% blatant piracy to one and all. GAME JOURNALISM!

There's no semantics about it. This is absolutely illegal and Kotaku is 100% advocating blatant piracy.

So, then, I am to believe that you figuratively "lost your shirt" on that one, then? My condolences.

When it's obviously some whiny douchebag making up a fake lawsuit just to con some extra money out of a game company, yeah. I'd say that's a perfect case for blame.

"Can't wait to get home and play with my kid."

Good call on Comedy Central's part. This is fucking horrible. Downright painful to sit through.

Hmmm.... I detect an interesting pattern, here.

Objection! Ren and Stimpy were VERY well designed and well drawn characters. If nothing else, the creator of Ren and Stimpy, John K, was VERY serious about the artistic quality of the show from everything to the expressions to the designs, and even the color design, and was very demanding that the utmost effort be put…