Remember when somebody shot up that country music concert in Las Vegas, and afterward the singer said something like, “I’d always been a total fan of the 2nd amendment but now that I’ve realized people can shoot at *me* I’m reconsidering whether everybody should have machine guns after all”? Well, that’s what Nielsen…

Of course they’re aerodynamic. That’s why I wear one whenever I swim laps.

Trump: “We’re going to be so tough on immigrants it’ll make your head spin.”

It was so scary, I pulled my eyes out of their sockets while watching it!

Some people have said this will alienate our allies. Well, sure it may alienate them, but it’s all part of a cunning plan to switch out those allies with a set of all-new allies. Soon this very stable genius with his keen understanding of geopolitics and encyclopedia-like knowledge of history, will have re-aligned…

Of course Kasdan/Ford are right, but only if it’d been done the right way, like Duncan Idaho in “Dune.” Imagine something like this:

“With no other options, he chose to end his life.”

It’s very easy to pay attention while driving a regular car because what happens is contingent on doing so. The less you pay attention, the greater the chance of an accident, or, at the very least, you just won’t arrive at your destination. People drive to accomplish some goal, and if they’re not paying attention,…

So can someone ask this guy some questions that would prove/disprove some of those crazy “Room 237" theories? Like, “Hey, Vitaly, did Kubrick ever say to you, ‘Find out how many miles it is from the earth to the moon and then change the number of the room where Jack meets the old lady ghost to that number.’ Did he…

The other reason one shouldn’t make Glover into the anti-Kanye is that there’s every possibility that Glover will eventually become a Republican. According to the recent New Yorker profile, Glover believes he is a special kind of individual who has “figured out” the secret to success, and it’s only a matter of time…

Types of articles there should be a moratorium on:

I was hoping John Scalzi would be “next.” That would be the funniest. Well, maybe next month.

The dirty little secret is that seasons 22 through 29 are actually better than 1 through 8.

The reason some trucks with the unstable nitro blow up and others don’t is...

Somewhere out there—possibly in a cemetery—is a man who might be the biggest moron ever to be a corporate executive, a man who, if alive, should be dragged from his house, beaten, and shot by anyone who owned Chrysler stock in the 90's, or, if dead, should be exhumed and ritualistically burned. This is the man who,…

“These “saints” are pervading”

I don’t wonder. It was because people like you voted for him.

Cue a bunch of comments saying if the workers don’t like it they can always quit/move to another state/live under a bridge, they took those jobs of their own free will unconstrained by any need to eat in a given month, or “do you really want to pay a billion dollars for a car, cuz that’s what’ll they’ll cost unless…

“I was operating in a world where Hillary Clinton was going to beat Donald Trump. [...] I really wasn’t making decisions based on political fortunes.”

This just goes to show that to succeed as a car company, all you really need to do is make good-looking cars. Your technology can be twenty years out of date, it’s fine, or your build quality can be mediocre, but if the cars are good-looking, people will buy them. You can succeed with modern, well-made cars that are…