Yes, but the Koran says you need annual WOF and smog inspections, so... sorry, pal.

That’s so weird, because it’s just like that time I stopped listening to Dark Side of the Moon, which was exactly the moment when everybody else needed to stop listening to it too! Dark Side of the Moon was cool up until that point, but afterward, only lamos liked it, whom I justifiably mocked. In fact, absolutely…

Maybe you go the other way. Instead of trying to purge the racist elements from NASCAR, you embrace them. You make NASCAR as big an emblem of neo-Confederate sentiment as the Stars and Bars. Talk constantly of the oppression NASCAR faces and how we need your support to remain viable in the face of Jew-controlled…

“I wish the next president was a conservative only because we had Obama for eight years and we need balance”

Yeah, but what if you made half a million dollars a day?