What global warming /s? Keep dying it politicians and corporate cunts. This'll be your future too.

Yeah they fucked up with the cell. They even admitted it was a mistake I think.

It wouldn't matter if we were all PhDs, the fact that we're carbon-based lifeforms means that human beings are inferior to technology.

People say NY smells like piss during the summer. Also, lots of crime. Scary place! Have fun! :D

It could be a DARPA/NSA recruitment attempt. Whoever solves it will get a call from a government agency :P

If Youtube gained sentience, it would be targeting missiles and other deadly weapons because of all the heinous crap uploaded to youtube. It would learn all of this and youtube would be evil.

I'm all for mods as well.

No, a big mario image that gets posted numerous times in different variations is what bugs me. Also, this was posted yesterday.

Probably another Mario title.

If he weren't have been speeding, he would have gotten away with it.

Yeah I feel the same way. It didn't feel like a Halo game. I want Halo 1 damnit!

Holy fucking shitaki mushrooms!! Cyber world now. Omfg.

Considering how extremely shitty Chinese electronic knockoffs are, I doubt this is a promising investment.

Gangnam Style of 2014. Prepare your anuses guys.

This is the first time I've come across twitter shitter and it's a magnificent concept. I'm more like a Kotaku..hmm something. Wait, is twitter shitter an umbrella term?

I was dropping deuces whilst operating my Nexus, give me a break.

Ha sake here

Oh I agree. I'm referring to the mature demographic.

Graphics aren't this good.

#onlykindofproblemsthatmatter