Also, for the love of god, can someone come up with something more creative than Jim Ross? Seems like its what they use EVERY friggin’ time they highlight a big hit. It’s like the way deadspin still calls a home run a “giant dong” all the time b/c (hehehehe) someone thought they were making a funny penis joke like 7…

I liked Miller on MNF. I thought he was great.

Start boiling some salt potatoes and grilling some Hoffmanns motherfuckers.

Hot take: reigning National Champion lost because of on the road and a Friday night...not that a team managed to make all the right moves and overcome a better opponent....funny thing perspective is....

As a former male stripper I’m glad she is carrying this torch of inequality. I can tell you ladies do NOT pay $20 for a lap dance.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

How many more years are we going to pretend Jozy isn’t an immobile piece of shit?

This is what happens when you employ a nursing home as your roster. Force everyone over the age of 30 into retirement now since we have literally nothing to lose and create a rule preventing any coach who has ever coached mls from being a national team coach.

not to Puerto Rico though.

Or maybe we are out of the WC because we lost to Trinidad & Tobego.

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

My gut said Instagram Model. And, wouldn’t you know it?...

Normally when people wish for bad things to happen, I’m opposed to them. But this? I’m not opposed to it. I would though, not celebrate because hundreds of players, thousands of support staffers (trainers, grunt office workers, concessions), and most notably, the taxpayers in many locations, would be left holding the…

But then they wouldn’t have the revenue stream of sweet, sweet government sponsored patriotism.

I do think the protests are hurting. Just anecdotally I am shocked by the number of people who are in fact boycotting because of it. Do I think they are total idiots? God yes. But if I were the NFL I’d want idiots watching. They’re losing viewers on so many other fronts, why add another?

What about my fantasy team, Bro?

Your life is empty if you place value on what happens in the NFL.

Said black men are directly harming the profits of said white men, who pay said black men hundreds of millions to billions total to perform their job in accordance to the rules put before them. When an employee does something that hurts your profits, you take action. When an employee creates a divisive political…

Why is the NFL, and Jerry Jones specifically, keeping this issue alive? I don’t pretend for a second it is even remotely a moral stance. Hell I’d even respect them a little for it if it were. A little.