Was this before Jon reached puberty or was this pitch shifted to escape YouTube filters ? Just don't remember him sounding perma-helium.

Just can't get excited about something like this. It's a car with an absurd and unusable amount of power that will probably see a handful built, and will sit in some rich dude's designer garage.

His shout-outs to Bruno Sammartino, Mick Foley and Steve Austin were Epic.

Did he actually have sex with her, or did he flop around on his back faking it?

Prince Albert seems more appropriate than king james.

The real question is, does that G8 have a manual transmission?

I guess it's his G8way to freedom.

The latest accessory available for manual transmission purists who still want a Porsche GT3. Only 65% over MSRP, a bargain in Porsche dollars.

kinda looks the same as.....every other fucking porsche!

Totally looks like:

Autocar has details on what they're calling the fastest and most powerful front-wheel drive hot hatchback in existence. The 310 horsepower and 295 pound-feet of torque (in a Honda! Jesus!) come from a 2.0-liter turbocharged i-VTEC four.

Unprotected sex, obesity and type II diabetes are also exercises in profound disrespect for the gift of life.

These people?

As someone who's had seizures, I was very relieved to see that he landed safely. Seizures are not fun, and I was barred from driving for 5 years.

Respect. I did mean pressure on the brain in the forms you describe, my being unclear, sorry!

but I just picked up a box of Nissan parts for my 911, are you telling me they won't work? The guy on Craigslist told me they would.

What type of punishment would you see fit for watching a street race? Sure they are dumb, but they didn't commit a crime.

This intake is neat.

Always loved the aesthetics of this 911 (those WHEELS ... those FLARES), so I had to click on this article. But, a million dollars for something that they built 58,000 examples of? Is this the highest (expected) price for something manufactured in these kinds of quantities, or is this a case of an auction house trying…