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An interview to the network that has paid bazillions to broadcast said game, and has umpteen hours of pregame show time to fill. C'mon: Even Stalin, Khrushev & Brezhnev gave interviews to Pravda.

*Emperor

It kind of says it all that the Commissioner of the sport that's holding it's championship game- one watched by millions of people- won't d0 an interview before the game.

Florio demonstrating the futuristic composite helmet designed to protect against brain injuries and casual sex.

I'm available to the media almost every day of my job

Nonetheless, Peter King dropped the ginger hammer's cock from his mouth to display his ignorance.

Remember, so long as video doesn't exist, those questions can't exist either.

I get the bedazzling of it all, but am I really the only person who's staring at that photo and not because of Johnny Weir?

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that is not the only balls that have touched his head.

I for one am tired of the constant celebration of hyper-masculine culture.

The real Johnny Football

Adding insult to injury / Adding teabag to injury.

I don't doubt that this player was indeed injured, but this would be a great strategy to cut down on diving. If you're faking an injury, you'll definitely be injured for real when we run you over!

What did we learn today? British people call golf carts a "golf buggy".