I kind of hate how no one checked in on Bonnie(except for Jane once)while her mom was dying. I understand Celeste was going through it, but now one could pick up a Kale salad and visit Bonnie.

Right? Up until last November, I was still using an iPhone 6. The bezel on this Pixel mock-up is barely noticeable compared to that.

Calling it now: Tic-Tac dispenser.

Nah. Instagram should be renamed Sahara Desert because everyone in it is thirsty as fuck.

Sad but true: Instagram should just be renamed “Look At My Ass.”

This is not a jail this is a bedroom display at your local Ikea.

I'm sorry Kim Kardashian wasn't there to rescue you

That looks better than the dorm I shared with another person my first year of undergrad at UCLA.

Here’s a photo of the jail he’s in from an article two years ago when they renovated the whole place. Not exactly russian gulag

From the TMZ article:

I have no idea why I feel the need to defend Jeffery Starr, lol, but I do think this is unfair. Putting aside the James Charles stuff, which he was most certainly inserting himself into something he had no business in.......this is what he does. He reviews makeup and skincare. If he didn’t say anything or had no…

The reporting for this has genuinely been all over the place, so it’s super confusing for sure. Her sister posted something on Instagram basically saying he wasn’t an internet boyfriend, but someone she’d initially met online who eventually became a good family friend, to the extent that her parents trusted him to…

So, my theory is that the psychopath Perry killed his brother when they were kids, and Mary Louise covered it up. This is why the dad left. Celeste somehow found out about this, and is going to expose it in court. That Mary Louise knew Perry was sick and violent, and enabled it. BOOM!

Forget Meryl, I am wondering how close Renata is to murdering her husband Gordon?

I say that if they want to take selfies at this place, let them. If they want to swim in it for their Instagram, have at it. 

She’s the Kinsey 1 who makes out with girls at the gay bar and says things like “I’d make a great lesbian, except for eating pussy.”

Sophie Turner is definitely the annoying drunk straight girl at the gay bar “yas queening” her way across the dance floor with a juul. I appreciate her fondness of red wine though.

She gives me Aunt Lydia vibes.

All of 15 months, and isn’t she trying to appeal that?  She needs to serve her pitiful amount of time and then hope she can drift away into oblivion. 

These are good notes for when they make a movie version of this case starring Cara Delevingne