LOL! How dumb do you have to be to think the Feds are bluffing? When they hold ALL the cards AND they show you they have a full house, what makes you think you have a better hand. You take the plea because you know you’re going to piss off the Feds by not doing so. These parents are incredibly stupid.

Olivia Jade’s social-media shenanigans should be sufficient to convince anybody she had no business at even a middling university like USC.

I think Mr. & Mrs. Aunt Becky are the ones to blame, and it may be a bit harsh (intelligence comes in many forms, and just because you aren’t cut out for college doesn’t mean you are dumb) but I’m afraid this is something that’s going to follow them around for a while: they will be known as those stupid girls who were…

And the fact that she wanted the girls to have things that she never had growing up.”

The AVClub article says saturday. So that would, for any person living a normal life, very late on Friday night. We’ll see if that’s accurate. But at least its information! 

was it a complaint, or was it a question?

Translation: “Hi, I’m a dude and since the same levels of societal expectations on appearance that fall upon women don’t fall upon me, I don’t care and think it’s dumb to talk about.”

I admit it is a low low low bar these days but this was a hella refreshing ACTUAL apology. 

Nobody is interested in context here. They just came for the salacious headline and to comment on what superior parents they are.

It was because her parents disapproved of the older heroin addict she began dating. Just providing context

It was because her parents disapproved of the older heroin addict she began dating.

Here’s the thing - she’s only an “influencer” because she’s rich enough to be one (ie: because her parents have paid for a million different things about her life since she was born, not just getting her in to college). It’s a bullshit argument, because without them, she’s never Olivia Jade to begin with. Yeah,…

Reasonable and accurate.

She used to own the SF Chronicle, she’s good. Smart of her to use her connections to start a media campaign to get attention to her case.

What else is bothering you today?

Oh, fuck that, “Just don’t take any nude photos” shit in every way possible.

If you are in a position of authority, like a teacher, having sex with a student would be statutory rape regardless of the age of consent. 

i thought being topless was legal in new york? or is it only new york city? also, she wasn’t the one that shared it so shouldn’t a revenge porn law apply? i don’t see how she did anything wrong here.

<<I’m just worried about a future in which everyone in Brooklyn looks exactly the same, because everyone just bought the same outfit that Bella Hadid wore.>>

Every time I see something about Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin, I think it’s Dakota Fanning and I get freaked the fuck out.