You can complain about things that arn’t catastrophic, obviously.

It doesn’t charge all the time, and it has a hard time doing its most basic function, making fucking phonecalls.  I’d say thats somewhat important.

if anything they seem to brush them aside as if they are non issues, and the people are just too whiny...

On one hand...new digital shit = new bugs to be figured out.

My question to my husband last night was, “If Kavanaugh could see into the future, do you think he would have not allowed himself to be nominated?” And he responded “No way, I know guys like him and they can’t imagine a world where past indiscretions would hinder future opportunities.” Made me realize how true that…

It gets even worse!!

For fucks sake, I had less angst as a 16 year old. Kill it with fire.

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

I enjoy Instagram because my feed - unlike other prominent social media apps - is mostly free of politics. I still wish I could view my friend’s posts chronologically rather than getting stuck with IG’s silly algorithm.

Clearly not. But I’d like a feed of friends’ posts chronologically, instead of algorithm-curated posts that always seem to prioritize team/athlete accounts over that of individuals I actually know.

I appreciate the note but it’s still showing me photos it thinks I want to see, as opposed to showing me everything new [from my friends] there is to see, period.

Hot take: the “You’re all caught up!” suggested photos feature is actually pretty good.

Its not like its in the instruction manual that iPhones don’t come with. There are a ton of these hidden features, power x5 for emergency 911 call and lock for example.

You can set up Google photos to backup any folder you want. Just add the one where your camera app saves the pictures. 

Better yet, don’t be a fucking sicko and look at child porn.

It isn’t like “the state” just randomly chose a citizen and made them unlock their phone. There was enough credible evidence that this guy possessed child pornography. I, for one, am actually happy that this person isn’t walking around freely anymore.

This is a very good idea. And when you see someone typing in a passcode, instead of biometrics you will know they are a pedophile, so win-win.

I was half hoping they smashed his face into the Iphone.

He might not be right but the fact is that at least half of iPhone (current model) users are poor, they buy it for the status symbol. Same as most of the people driving 70k+ cars are poor and living check to check. Rich people dont waste money every year on something they dont need. 

Scott Adams is also a humorist... So there is a good chance he was being absurd on purpose.  And you took the bait and wrote an entire column about it.